I hate children

What's the most annoying thing you can think of besides a junior high guy? If you said a high school guy, you're probably an idiot. The right answer was clearly a junior high girl. Sure, Jr. High guys are immature and stupid, but the girls are just so freakin' needy. If I had to go back in time and live my pre-pubescent life over again, I would definitely skip year of my life lived as a 13 year old girl. Mainly because it's really weird to be anxiously awaiting your 15th birthday only to wake up and find out that not only are you a year younger, but you aren't even anatomically the same anymore. That caused a lot of confusion that I'm still dealing with as a 19 year old who can't quite tell if I'm a man, a boy, or a womanboy. I don't know if you've spent time around 13 year old girls lately, but they really aren't very pleasant. The first thing I notice about them is that everything they do seems to be a desperate cry for attention. At least boys do things just for fun and for the sake of being dumb, but girls can't even go to the bathroom without their posse in tow. Also, they seem to yell a lot for no reason. I'm not even talking about screaming, they yell in normal conversation. They sit two feet away from each other and yell so that everyone can hear their conversation, which never consists of anything people would want to eavesdrop on. I'm sorry but nobody cares whether or not the boy you have a crush on called you "poopy" the other day as a sign of affection. We get it, you want everyone to know you have the latest kiddie gossip and are clearly the coolest underage chic on the block. Really, everyone's jealous of how popular you are. Thirteen is that perfectly hideous age where girls are insecure enough to demand everyone notice them, yet shameless enough that they don't care how they get their coveted attention. In case anyone is wondering why I have all this pent up bitterness towards 13 year old girls, it's because they are really obnoxious.

Oh, and just for the record, boys aren't so great either. They smell bad, they have no brains, and they all think they're way cooler than they are. You can't be cool before you graduate high school, that's just the way it works.