Respect the Beard

Here is the startling, but unquestionable truth:
The quality and/or success of your film is directly proportionate to the size and/or dimension of your beard.

This 100% true and logical hypothesis I present is unmistakably accurate and undeniably compelling. Please, for the sake of LATE and all entertainment out there ... read the truth and believe ... and then ... GROW A BEARD. I'm begging you.

Yes, even you girls.

Check out the evidence ... here.